“ALL OF US ARE NOT HERE ON VACATION!!”

We strongly encourage you to enlarge and examine our photographs for details!

ALL OF US ARE NOT HERE ON VACATION!!, Tourist, bug/wind custom deflector/screen. Sign maker hand painted on translucent Red Plexiglas, in reverse so that it reads correctly in the tourist's rear view mirror. Really works on getting the tourists to move out of the way or speeding them up. Also great for getting laughs.

Some dings on the lettering easily repaired with a touch of white paint. The third pix looks tie dyed but it is only the sun shinning through in the photo. Deflector is 62 inches wide by 7 inches high. I had it mounted on a full size older F-150 truck. Mounting hardware not included. Our photographs are an important part of our description.  Please examine all photos carefully.

BUY IT NOW and/or BEST OFFER payment is expected immediately upon close of the listing or upon the receipt of the invoice.

AFTER TWO (2) DAYS WITH OUT CONTACT WITH THIS SELLER, AN UNPAID ITEM REPORT SHALL BE MADE ON THE BUYER.

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If you feel that you can't give us five stars in each and every area, please contact us immediately so that we can rectify the situation.

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Good luck bidding!!

OUR POLICIES:

We only accept returns if the item is misrepresented. We strive to our utmost to give a clear & accurate description and point out any defects or flaws. Look closely at pictures as they are an important part of the description.

 Our merchandise comes from a variety of places. Please consider this if you have issues with pets or smoke!

 All items are sold as is.

We welcome and look forward to your questions. Please contact us with any questions BEFORE bidding, and we will attempt to answer you within 24 hours.

Shipping & Handling:

Please be aware that our shipping costs are actual and real, set by the U. S. Post Office or UPS, and we have no control over how much it costs. We charge as little as $0.00 to $1.99 for handling to cover costs of shipping materials. The rare exception is the occasional package that takes an unusual amount of packaging materials and time or International Shipping. We want to be sure you are happy with your buying experience. The shipping calculator gives you the maximum shipping fee. Please wait until we send you an invoice, we will check for a lesser rate once we have your location.  If there is a discrepancy after packaging and weighing, we will send the difference as a refund thru Pay Pal.