No Macan Can-Can ahead of Los Angeles debut

Our deeply absurdist, kitchy-kitsch streak wishes that Porsche would've seen fit to score this video with Jacques Offenbach's “The Infernal Gallop” in lieu of Some Generic Lux-Teuton 'Lectronic Track™. Maybe the automotive footage might've been intercut with Dutch camel racers wearing vintage Rijkspolitie outfits and libidinous dancing French girls.

Zuffenhausen rarely accedes to our flights of fancy. There is no manual GT3, there is no Baby Boxster. The 918 Weissach is not available with factory L

By Davey G. Johnson