One Lap of the Web: Mister Kei-terham

-- This Maybach 62 -- which sold for new at the eyeball-detonating price of $467,600 -- has driven around our fair planet a total of one million kilometers. For those who don't believe in Commie measurements, that's 621,000 miles -- or a trip to the moon and back and then halfway there again. Josef Weikinger, from Lichtenstein, loved his 2004 Maybach 62 so much that he found himself watching the odometer click upwards instead of replacing it for something newer and flashier. And why should he? Despite the hijinks of Yeezy and Hova, the big Six Two is still foreboding and impressive, even if it does look like a meth-addled S600. The wood still sparkles and the two-tone paint still gleams, deep in the heart of this big 'Bach.

-- Adventurous Saab 96 owner Charles is a fan of the Internet, despite all our warnings to the contrary. Being a Scholar of Meme Studies, he has thus offered his own: Hipster Saab claims that everything popular about modern cars was already invented by a company so obscure, you probably haven't heard of it. To be fair, what car company is more hipster than Saab? Volvo? Please. Saab is the way more underground Swede.

-- Bring a Trailer tells us about Frankman Motors, and we're all the better for it! The South Dakota dealership has three locations, and they all brim with lovingly preserved American classics: everything from a 1918 Page Six-39 to a 1987 Cadillac Allant

By Blake Z. Rong