The End of the World (maybe)

 

My name is Amanda and I am a young retired U.S. Navy sailor. If you are keeping up with current events, then you will know and understand what this bid is for. This bid is a safe escape from a presidential candidacy that can be disastrous to the United States. Events that can occur from any presidential candidate are scary and this is just a seat to a possible end of the world scenario. You can purchase one seat on my boat and flee with boyfriend, me and my dogs.

 

My boat is 32 feet long, holds 4 people (but the 2 dogs will replace the 4th)

 

You must have some seaworthy experience, no allergies to dogs, and must be tidy. Cooking and hunting are a plus. Open only to residents in NY and NJ. Boat is docked in NJ but it is an easy commute from NYC.